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Apr. 19th, 2017

BBKF

Apr. 19th, 2017 01:08 pm
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 So today, everyone in my house is Boo boo kitty fuck. Husband? Boo boo kitty fuck. Quaker parrot? Boo Boo Kitty Fuck. Everyone of the five cats? All Boo boo kitty fucks.

No, I don't know why. No, I can't explain why I like it or find it hilarious. Just go with it. 

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Supper!
 
1/2 chicken breast, rubbed in onion powder, garlic powder, salt and pepper, fried with pam. Baked zucchini tossed with salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder and thyme. Steamed broccoli . All drizzled with a garlic balsamic vinegar glaze. I literally just went through whatever I had on hand and tossed it together.
 
About 257 calories.


Click Here to let me explain badly how to cook this )

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