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✏ 38 year old cis female ✏ Fat ✏ Married ✏ Crazy Cat Lady ✏ Opinionated ✏ Swear-ey ✏ All caps silliness ✏ occasional pretendy writer ✏ LJ immigrant ✏ Journaling since 2006 ✏ Ex chatroom /forum role player ✏ Now on Tumblr ✏

Jan. 27th, 2007

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From the people you love/live with:

Shawn just now, over my shoulder as I was watching some Blood Elf video: "What is that? That looks like a bear bleeding spaghetti from it's vagina!"

Me: SIGNIFICANT PAUSE.

Shawn: "....I should probably get my eyes checked, huh?"

Me: "I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU UTTER THOSE WORDS IN THAT SENTENCE EVER AGAIN."

Shawn's mother in the kitchen, passing me by with a tube of caulking in her hand. Looks down at the dog:"I know! I can caulk up his butt!"

...SEND HELP.

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