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Hooray for Boobies & Other Fat Lady Tales

✏ 38 year old cis female ✏ Fat ✏ Married ✏ Crazy Cat Lady ✏ Opinionated ✏ Swear-ey ✏ All caps silliness ✏ occasional pretendy writer ✏ LJ immigrant ✏ Journaling since 2006 ✏ Ex chatroom /forum role player ✏ Now on Tumblr ✏

Jun. 4th, 2007

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Some where, in a universe far, far away, where men are scared and mosquitoes are giant, there's a fat lady writing poetry and leaving it in her fat man's lunch:


You make computer
go, I make tasty cookies
True love for fat geeks.
~

Your farts do not smell
nice, but I will survive.
Incense is godly.
~

Kitty has cold nose,
Wife has sub-zero feet
Shawn becomes heater.
~

I do not know where
your shirts are kept, I only
Know that I love you.
~

I made you lunch, k
Now you can bring me ferrets,
or maybe slurpee
~

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