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✏ 38 year old cis female ✏ Fat ✏ Married ✏ Crazy Cat Lady ✏ Opinionated ✏ Swear-ey ✏ All caps silliness ✏ occasional pretendy writer ✏ LJ immigrant ✏ Journaling since 2006 ✏ Ex chatroom /forum role player ✏ Now on Tumblr ✏

Aug. 3rd, 2007

elf_fu: (IKKI IKKI NII PING NIIII PING)
It's dark--because it's night time, t.v is off, I've got my sound turned way down to watch some Avatar: The Last Airbender episodes I've missed on T V L i n k s thanks to [livejournal.com profile] tangledcianan's post.

The fan's fanning away cheerily making that airy hum, Shawn, my husband is snoring fit to wake several armies of the dead when in the midst of his attempt to suck his entire face down his own throat he loudly exclaims: "SUPER DUMB!"

And the snoring continued.

So dreamy!
elf_fu: (Ur Lame)
You Are 20% Girly

Um... you're a guy, right? If not, you're the most boyish girl in the world.
And for you, that's probably the ultimate compliment.


[livejournal.com profile] tigerphoenix! Your Meme is FULL OF LIES!

Uhm. What? The "check all that apply," answers had a lot of shit that I just don't do, but I have to be one of the girliest girlies I know. There wasn't any, "You love sparkles and often roll around in a pile of them so you can blind your husband when he comes home." Or, "Your squealing over cute things can be heard in the next state," nor, "You enjoy hour long showers and make water conservationist's panic," and "You buy and own the sparkliest arm-pit deodorant/nail polish known to man."

If there HAD of been any questions like that, this would not have been my result! My result would be pink, with winged kittons falling out of a glitter filled sky!

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