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✏ 38 year old cis female ✏ Fat ✏ Married ✏ Crazy Cat Lady ✏ Opinionated ✏ Swear-ey ✏ All caps silliness ✏ occasional pretendy writer ✏ LJ immigrant ✏ Journaling since 2006 ✏ Ex chatroom /forum role player ✏ Now on Tumblr ✏

Sep. 9th, 2007

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So we went swimming again today, (yes, he managed to pull me from the wii for a bit) and I'm being a goofball as usual. He goes to dive off somewhere and I grab his leg, yank it toward me and start tickling his feet like the mad woman I am.

He kicked me so hard with the heel of his other foot I thought I saw my life flash before my eyes and maybe swallowed my ovaries. I did the grab-leg-AAAAAAWWWoooww-inhale action + sound while he's trying to get me to give me my leg over so he can see it.

"Give me your leg--"
"NO."
"C'mon, just giv-"
"NO. YOU BEAT ME BECAUSE YOU HATE ME. I SEE HOW IT IS."
"Yes. Now give me your leg. I used to play soccor."
"YEAH, WELL, I USED TO KICK PEOPLE IN THE FACE!"

This lead to a lot of laughing-so-hard-I had to sit on the shallow end's steps.

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