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Hooray for Boobies & Other Fat Lady Tales

✏ 38 year old cis female ✏ Fat ✏ Married ✏ Crazy Cat Lady ✏ Opinionated ✏ Swear-ey ✏ All caps silliness ✏ occasional pretendy writer ✏ LJ immigrant ✏ Journaling since 2006 ✏ Ex chatroom /forum role player ✏ Now on Tumblr ✏

Oct. 20th, 2007

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While driving your car and turning a U turn to get onto the right side of a double lane highway, grab your wife's breast and exclaim: "Whoa, almost killed us both just to grab your boob!"

Later on in the afternoon:

While she is in the bathroom brushing her hair, come up behind her and stare at her behind. Then say: "Is your ass getting smaller? I mean, it's all getting...bumicle shaped."

Ladies, eat your heart out.

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