So if I drink this I could turn into a hot and sexy zebra go-go girl.
In other news, Shawn woke me up from my name earlier today like this:
"Hon? Babe? Sweetie? Babe? Wake up."
Me: Rolls over, groans.
"I need you to keep an eye out on the mail from now on. Our x-box 360 and Assassins Creed will be coming anywhere between now and January."