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Dec. 3rd, 2007

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Today, we are starting our Disney Diet.

The goal is to lose enough weight so that next year when we go people will stop trying to push me back into the river and the 'save the manatee' protesters will leave me alone while I take 1021212 pictures.

We've elected not to actually store delicious food in the house, leaving me with carrot chips and celery.

This will be worth it because there is a lap top to put all the Disney pictures on, all four parks, and the chance to be less Shamu like and more screaming-like-a-little-girl-on-all-the-rides like.

Now on top of all the other whining I do you can listen to me bitch and complain about food! Aren't you just fucking EXCITED?!

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