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✏ 38 year old cis female ✏ Fat ✏ Married ✏ Crazy Cat Lady ✏ Opinionated ✏ Swear-ey ✏ All caps silliness ✏ occasional pretendy writer ✏ LJ immigrant ✏ Journaling since 2006 ✏ Ex chatroom /forum role player ✏ Now on Tumblr ✏

Dec. 5th, 2007

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Dear Miss Lackey,

You magnificent bitch. Thank you for making me bawl like a four year old.

Love,
Mel.
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Shawn said: "I'm King of the Mountains!"

I heard: "My jingling cockrings."

Yep. Nothing more needs be said.

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