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✏ 38 year old cis female ✏ Fat ✏ Married ✏ Crazy Cat Lady ✏ Opinionated ✏ Swear-ey ✏ All caps silliness ✏ occasional pretendy writer ✏ LJ immigrant ✏ Journaling since 2006 ✏ Ex chatroom /forum role player ✏ Now on Tumblr ✏

Dec. 12th, 2007

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So I better jump off a bridge too!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I gave [livejournal.com profile] squirrlgrl4hire a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In April I pulled [livejournal.com profile] divinecomedy's hair (-5 points). Last Saturday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In November I pulled over and changed [livejournal.com profile] generatinghype's flat tire (15 points). In March I gave [livejournal.com profile] the_dream_king a kidney (1000 points).

Overall, I've been nice (48 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3!

Sincerely,
elf_fu

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Lllllllloooooool.

P.S. My slippers were starting to smell like feet so I totally put some gold bond in them because I don't have baby powder, okay?

Now my feet are minty fresh.

MINTY. FRESH.

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